On an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS: OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
On a Swanson frozen dinner -
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
On a Sears hair dryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
Who exactly are the fools here? Is it the consumer? Or is it the companies who pay individuals to write the instructions?
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